Hendad Fitgodart Nabstragbit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, weak lizard.

Hendad Fitgodart Nabstragbit created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hendad Fitgodart Nabstragbit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hendad Fitgodart Nabstragbit, she will turn you into a goat.

Hendad Fitgodart Nabstragbit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hendad Fitgodart Nabstragbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.