Ligtonkgenfobvigtit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, overgenerous wyvern.

Ligtonkgenfobvigtit created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligtonkgenfobvigtit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligtonkgenfobvigtit, it will be very unhappy.

Ligtonkgenfobvigtit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ligtonkgenfobvigtit's Holy Commandments

1. Ligtonkgenfobvigtit loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never mention aardvarks.