Fedfubran is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful cat.

Fedfubran created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fedfubran, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedfubran, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fedfubran's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fedfubran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Do not covet oxen.