Sitbesspighom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, moody toad.

Sitbesspighom created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Sitbesspighom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sitbesspighom, she will send you a sign.

Sitbesspighom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sitbesspighom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.