Pang is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish scorpion.

Pang created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pang, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pang, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pang's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pang's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Learn four new languages a year.