Dibcumbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable monkey.

Dibcumbarn created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibcumbarn, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibcumbarn, she will turn you into a dog.

Dibcumbarn's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dibcumbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Dibcumbarn loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.