Dimjarngem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving snake.

Dimjarngem created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimjarngem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dimjarngem, it will make you grow a tail.

Dimjarngem's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dimjarngem's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dimjarngem.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always help cats.

5. Never look in ponds.