Hittoffon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm pigeon.

Hittoffon created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hittoffon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hittoffon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hittoffon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hittoffon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Hittoffon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Erect three lead sculptures of Hittoffon on top of important buildings.
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