Zimdamvid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating yak.

Zimdamvid created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimdamvid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimdamvid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Zimdamvid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Zimdamvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never think about dark energy near tapirs while wearing white ear rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Do not speak about turnips.