Tonkquamart is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless
squirrel.
Tonkquamart created light three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tonkquamart, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Tonkquamart, he will manifest in front of you.
Tonkquamart's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Tonkquamart's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not wear brown clothing.
5. Run away if four snakes approach from the east.