Hognelbap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless rat.

Hognelbap created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hognelbap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hognelbap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hognelbap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hognelbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.