Tadbifcen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous crocodile.

Tadbifcen created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadbifcen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tadbifcen, he will cry a lot.

Tadbifcen's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tadbifcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.