Cabfumhak is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, contented pigeon.

Cabfumhak created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cabfumhak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cabfumhak, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cabfumhak's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cabfumhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.