Mipcanmid Basspasdab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful fly.

Mipcanmid Basspasdab created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcanmid Basspasdab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mipcanmid Basspasdab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mipcanmid Basspasdab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mipcanmid Basspasdab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Mipcanmid Basspasdab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear black tights.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must pray to Mipcanmid Basspasdab nine times a day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.