Babgabsas Fubsatbass is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain seal.

Babgabsas Fubsatbass created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babgabsas Fubsatbass, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babgabsas Fubsatbass, he will destroy your home planet.

Babgabsas Fubsatbass' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Babgabsas Fubsatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of capybaras.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Babgabsas Fubsatbass must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help great tits in need.

5. Feed all hungry voles.