Shavnurlkap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful giraffe.

Shavnurlkap created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavnurlkap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Shavnurlkap, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Shavnurlkap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Shavnurlkap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never skip near aardvarks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.