Padhunhap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient zebra.

Padhunhap created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padhunhap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Padhunhap, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Padhunhap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Padhunhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.