Foblidmutweerowhen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate hamster.

Foblidmutweerowhen created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foblidmutweerowhen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Foblidmutweerowhen, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Foblidmutweerowhen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Foblidmutweerowhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Foblidmutweerowhen in the centre of the settlement.