Narmonhim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust hedgehog.

Narmonhim created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Narmonhim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Narmonhim, it will turn you into a sheep.

Narmonhim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Narmonhim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never talk about spacetime near swans while wearing cyan shirts and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.