Flapvignel is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty coyote.

Flapvignel created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Flapvignel, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flapvignel, it will turn you into a worm.

Flapvignel's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Flapvignel's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Flapvignel in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear orange ear rings.

3. Never talk about spacetime near sheep while wearing indigo rings and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.