Ladbapyog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful capybara.

Ladbapyog created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Ladbapyog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladbapyog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ladbapyog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ladbapyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Always obey Ladbapyog's priests.