Yogfarndavdid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying dingo.

Yogfarndavdid created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfarndavdid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yogfarndavdid, she will think nothing of it.

Yogfarndavdid's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yogfarndavdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never hop in holy places.