Limcemvol is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong salamander.

Limcemvol created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limcemvol, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limcemvol, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Limcemvol's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Limcemvol's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Limcemvol on top of important buildings.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Limcemvol.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not speak about corn.