Gadhabfebomt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, passionate scorpion.

Gadhabfebomt created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadhabfebomt, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gadhabfebomt, it will not invite you to parties.

Gadhabfebomt's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gadhabfebomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat green fruit.