Jinwegcar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind eagle.

Jinwegcar created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinwegcar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jinwegcar, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jinwegcar's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jinwegcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Jinwegcar loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away if eight otters approach from the west.

4. Never paint your head blue.

5. Never talk about rats.