Lenvenbet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving tortoise.

Lenvenbet created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenvenbet, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lenvenbet, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lenvenbet's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lenvenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lenvenbet.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not take Lenvenbet's name in vain.