Wigabwiplabhotgiglak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient fairy.

Wigabwiplabhotgiglak created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigabwiplabhotgiglak, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wigabwiplabhotgiglak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wigabwiplabhotgiglak's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wigabwiplabhotgiglak's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near badgers.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.