Budjab Vansagcin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, merciless pigeon.

Budjab Vansagcin created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Budjab Vansagcin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Budjab Vansagcin, it will turn you into a tree.

Budjab Vansagcin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Budjab Vansagcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Budjab Vansagcin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from violet nematodes for they are unholy.