Omtmisfasrap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent cobra.

Omtmisfasrap created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Omtmisfasrap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omtmisfasrap, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Omtmisfasrap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Omtmisfasrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.