Bellfodtik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, smart chinchilla.

Bellfodtik created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellfodtik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bellfodtik, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bellfodtik's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bellfodtik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bellfodtik.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about special relativity near gulls while wearing violet shorts.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look after injured mice.