Jenbethimgetjinquag Wit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous grasshopper.

Jenbethimgetjinquag Wit created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenbethimgetjinquag Wit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jenbethimgetjinquag Wit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jenbethimgetjinquag Wit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jenbethimgetjinquag Wit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near mice while wearing cyan kilts.

5. Never write about stars.