Yoktadgom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured fly.

Yoktadgom created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktadgom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yoktadgom, he will not invite you to parties.

Yoktadgom's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yoktadgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing brown ear rings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never talk about dark energy near ducks while wearing yellow stockings and balancing nine silver spheres on your hands.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.