Ranhomart is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able skunk.

Ranhomart created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranhomart, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ranhomart, he will turn you into a slug.

Ranhomart's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ranhomart's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ranhomart.

2. Run away from magenta geese, for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Never talk about great tits.