Fadligril is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, vain porpoise.

Fadligril created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadligril, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fadligril, she will be very unhappy.

Fadligril's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fadligril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away from pink otters, for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadligril.