Miggodbug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful penguin.

Miggodbug created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miggodbug, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Miggodbug, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Miggodbug's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Miggodbug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Miggodbug.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Do not speak about cherries.