Yogdabbun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous shark.

Yogdabbun created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Yogdabbun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogdabbun, it will turn you into a goat.

Yogdabbun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yogdabbun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Yogdabbun loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Do not take Yogdabbun's name in vain.