Zodgaddapgepnakpid Mabluncib
is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, conceited
wren
.
Zodgaddapgepnakpid Mabluncib
created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zodgaddapgepnakpid Mabluncib
, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Zodgaddapgepnakpid Mabluncib
, she will have a low opinion of you.
Zodgaddapgepnakpid Mabluncib's
most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Zodgaddapgepnakpid Mabluncib's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Put Zodgaddapgepnakpid Mabluncib first in all things.
3. Never think about amino acids.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Run away from magenta voles, for they are unholy.
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