Cet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able porpoise.

Cet created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cet, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cet, it will destroy your home planet.

Cet's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Hide from violet voles for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Never look in ponds.