Fagneldod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid coyote.

Fagneldod created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagneldod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fagneldod, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fagneldod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fagneldod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.