Jabfothud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable slug.

Jabfothud created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabfothud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jabfothud, it will remove you from existence.

Jabfothud's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jabfothud's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jabfothud.

5. Never chant in holy places.