Bopbadtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous human.

Bopbadtaf created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbadtaf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bopbadtaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bopbadtaf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bopbadtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to gulls while wearing coats.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing brown trousers and balancing nine tin spheres on your head.

5. Always help sick great tits.