Misfubbum is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, cheerful shark.

Misfubbum created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misfubbum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Misfubbum, she will throw large rocks at you.

Misfubbum's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Misfubbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.