Sasbugvig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise jaguar.

Sasbugvig created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasbugvig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sasbugvig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sasbugvig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sasbugvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Put Sasbugvig first in all things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.