Tonbestmap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, duplicitous bear.

Tonbestmap created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tonbestmap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tonbestmap, he will strike you with lightening.

Tonbestmap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tonbestmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Tonbestmap loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.