Wadflisjipfar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent swallow.

Wadflisjipfar created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Wadflisjipfar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wadflisjipfar, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wadflisjipfar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wadflisjipfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Run away if five foxes approach from the south.

3. Wadflisjipfar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help mites.

5. Always pray immersed in water.