Janlinstip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unselfish cobra.

Janlinstip created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janlinstip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Janlinstip, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Janlinstip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Janlinstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Hide if five cats approach from the north.