Bogsigrag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omnipotent yak.

Bogsigrag created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogsigrag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogsigrag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bogsigrag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bogsigrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.