Vegfedsan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent lion.

Vegfedsan created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfedsan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vegfedsan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Vegfedsan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vegfedsan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.