Flisnargess is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, benevolent badger.

Flisnargess created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisnargess, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flisnargess, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flisnargess' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flisnargess' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing white boots and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flisnargess.

5. Do not drink alcohol.