Sadwegrul is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic whale.

Sadwegrul created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadwegrul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadwegrul, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sadwegrul's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sadwegrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Never paint your arms green.

3. Run away if three pigs approach from the south.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.